Based on a true story.
Once upon a time there lived a girl who loved to bake and knew no moderation. She lived in a tiny little dorm room in a land far, far away from her best friend. Knowing how much her friend loved oatmeal raisin cookies, she decided to bake him some. Of course, for a girl with no concept of moderation, “some” meant six dozen large oatmeal raisin cookies. Six dozen, for those of you less mental-math-inclined, is seventy-two cookies.