Congratulations! You are now reading blog entries by a newly guilt-absolved writer. No, I didn’t go to confession–I merely finished some very important pieces oh…72 days past the deadline? Yes, really the only thing Kim Kardashian and I will ever have in common. Phew. During my mad scramble to finish, Eli was put on cooking duty on days I didn’t want to boil pasta. Which was probably just as well that we didn’t have much material for GT because we didn’t have much of a writer. But now we do! Enter, Honey Soy Wings. Wings are always a hit, anywhere. While they’ve been aggressively marketed as “dude food”, it’s just a poorly assessed marketing strategy to promote these delicious bits to the predicted group of most-wings-consumed. “They/The Man” clearly has not witnessed the carnage that results from adding a Linda to a plate of Wings.
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Two of the most popular menu items in Chinese takeout eloped and had a lovechild (a tasty, tasty lovechild!). Orange Sesame Chicken. I know–its not a very creative name. Its tantamount to naming Eli, “David Sue Jaffa” or “David Sue Jaffa 3.0” (ask him about being a middle child). Can you imagine the Presidential Family going out for a walk with Barack Michelle 1 and Barack Michelle 2? Awful, I know. So moral of the story is: be grateful your parents were creative with your names, and make orange sesame chicken. And eat it, okay?