Two of the most popular menu items in Chinese takeout eloped and had a lovechild (a tasty, tasty lovechild!). Orange Sesame Chicken. I know–its not a very creative name. Its tantamount to naming Eli, “David Sue Jaffa” or “David Sue Jaffa 3.0” (ask him about being a middle child). Can you imagine the Presidential Family going out for a walk with Barack Michelle 1 and Barack Michelle 2? Awful, I know. So moral of the story is: be grateful your parents were creative with your names, and make orange sesame chicken. And eat it, okay?